I am sure cats are lighter and less prone to slapping your testicles at inappropriate times...assuming you had testicles. Which I am fairly sure you don't. I mean, I don't KNOW, but I kind of assume, given the law of averages and the random distribution of testiculated-women in the universe, the odds against you having a pair are great.
Maybe my cats will sit on my back while I do elevated push-ups?
ReplyDeleteI am sure cats are lighter and less prone to slapping your testicles at inappropriate times...assuming you had testicles.
ReplyDeleteWhich I am fairly sure you don't.
I mean, I don't KNOW, but I kind of assume, given the law of averages and the random distribution of testiculated-women in the universe, the odds against you having a pair are great.
This whole comment came out just wrong.