and now for something completely different...

...lie. I am eating a fruit snack. Like always. No photo, so that's different.
How to make an awesome fruit snack:

• Something hard -- nashi, apple
• Something soft -- fig, banana
• Something sweet -- prune, grape
• Something tangy -- blueberry, kiwi fruit

Chop all fruits into smallish parts.
Dump parts into ziplock bag.
Shake bag.
Clean fruit parts off of shirt and counter top.
Close ziplock bag.
Shake bag.
Put bag in refrigerator, on the high shelf that 1 year-old son cannot reach even if he uses the step stool to open the refrigerator door and pull out all the pudding cups and terrorize the carpet with the ketchup bottle in the door shelf.